dammit
January 8th, 2005, 02:57 PM
Little Johnny's next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the
little baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come overand see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby.
So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going
to the neighbours. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without
any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word
about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back
home." I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a
beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's
comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much,
Little Johnny."He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and
perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his
doctor say he can see good?
The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes...his doctor
said he has 20/20 vision, w hy do you ask?" Little Johnny said,
"Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be screwed if he needed to wear glasses.
little baby was born with no ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come overand see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby.
So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going
to the neighbours. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without
any ears. I want you to be on your best behaviour and not say one word
about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back
home." I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbour's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and
touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a
beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's
comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much,
Little Johnny."He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and
perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his
doctor say he can see good?
The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes...his doctor
said he has 20/20 vision, w hy do you ask?" Little Johnny said,
"Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be screwed if he needed to wear glasses.