amnell71
February 25th, 2005, 08:19 PM
Tom, a 90-year old man, said to his doctor, "Doc, I've never felt better .... and I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "Tom, I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang" and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
Tom looks at the doctor and says, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor says, "My point exactly."
The doctor replied, "Tom, I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang" and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
Tom looks at the doctor and says, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor says, "My point exactly."