thissnisgenius
March 6th, 2005, 12:09 AM
A woman, pregnant with triplets, is walking down the street and is mugged. She's shot 3 times in the belly before the robber runs off. Upon being rushed to the hospital, the doctor declares it impossible to operate without further harming her babies, and insists everything will be ok. He then induces labor, and two healthy girls and a healthy boy are born.
16 years later...
The woman is reading the morning paper when one of her daughters comes running in. "Mom! mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out," she cries. Her mother reassures her and tells her the story of the mugging. Satisfied that she's okay, her daughter goes off to school.
About a week later she's reading in bed when her other daughter comes running in. "Mom! mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out," she cries hysterically. Again, the woman reassures her daughter and explains to her what happened.
A few days later she's vacuuming when her son comes running into the room screaming. "Mom! mom!..." "Let me guess," the mother says, "you were peeing and a bullet came out." "NO!" he cries, "I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"
16 years later...
The woman is reading the morning paper when one of her daughters comes running in. "Mom! mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out," she cries. Her mother reassures her and tells her the story of the mugging. Satisfied that she's okay, her daughter goes off to school.
About a week later she's reading in bed when her other daughter comes running in. "Mom! mom! I was peeing and a bullet came out," she cries hysterically. Again, the woman reassures her daughter and explains to her what happened.
A few days later she's vacuuming when her son comes running into the room screaming. "Mom! mom!..." "Let me guess," the mother says, "you were peeing and a bullet came out." "NO!" he cries, "I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"