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Nick Grana
March 29th, 2005, 04:23 PM
I can't possible type it with that Cajun accent 'ol Justin makes work so well.
(example...emergency brake = emerginsy broke)
Anyway, a car hauler lost his lights one night due to bad battery/alternator.
While standing by a bayou he had an idea. He went to the top of the trailer and turned on the headlights of the top car, Hey, that works until I get home.

So back in the truck he goes happy that he can see the road. He sees another car approaching from the opposite direction. The closer they got he sees the other driver start swerving to one side of the road and then the other. When they were fairly close, the other guy swerves hard to the right and winds up in ditch.

The trucker stops and rushes to his aid and seeing him unharmed asked why he did what he did?
Well, says the other guy, I saw you coming at me pretty fast and right at the end I figured if you were half as wide as you were tall, I better give you plenty of room.:rotflmao:

Vercades
March 29th, 2005, 05:43 PM
mmmmhmmm :laugh:

errolo
March 29th, 2005, 08:16 PM
Justin Wilson was a Safety Engineer by trade. According to him, this is why he always wore a belt AND suspenders, you can never be too safe.

cajun