A man was sitting on the beach (Adult!!)

[modmidget]

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f**ked?"
The fellow said "No",
She said "You will be when the tide comes in"

[hypnotizeminds]

:evillaugh :rotflmao:

[SirCave]

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Me Likes.

[Xikisx]

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: oldie but goodie

[uripyores]

gudjun as we say in Scotland.:laugh: [not that I'm in Scotland ...oh shuddup]:dizzy: