The Dude
May 11th, 2005, 02:18 AM
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hypnotizeminds
May 11th, 2005, 02:47 AM
That's hilarious. :laugh:
No Username
May 11th, 2005, 03:18 AM
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information. The chicken did not cross the
road. This is a complete fabrication. In fact, we do not even have a
chicken.
HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there may be potential for this chicken's
capability, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other
side of the road.
COLIN POWELL
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of
the chicken crossing the road.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if
the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us
or against us. There is no middle ground.
TONY BLAIR
I agree with George.
JOHN HOWARD
I agree with George and Tony.
KIM BEAZLEY
There is no challenge to the chicken at this stage, but if I were crossing
the road .....
SIMON CREAN
@#@#!!@ Chicken. No one crosses the @#@#!!@ road without my @#@#!!@ say so.
It's time for the chicken to put up or shut up.
PETER HOLLINGSWORTH (Governor-General)
I am not aware of any impropriety in the chicken crossing the road. In fact
I am led to believe that it was the other way around and the chicken asked
for it.
DR SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told
us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
OPRAH
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the
chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it felt
accomplishing its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
JOHN LENNON
Imagine all the chickens, crossing all the roads.
You may say I'm a dreamer - but its not the only hen.
MICHAEL JACKSON
There's nothing more wonderful than sharing your bed with a chicken.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
KARL MARX
It was an historic inevitability.
ARSENE WENGER
What chicken? I did not see it.
ALEX FERGUSON
The chicken was not drawn to the other side fairly, and Beckham is not
bigger than this club.
SIGMUND FREUD
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road
reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
BILL GATES
eChicken2003 version 1.0 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file
your important documents, and balance your cheque book - and internet
explorer is an integral part of eChicken.
ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the
chicken?
BILL CLINTON
I did not have sexual relations with that chicken!
THE BIBLE
And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT
CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was much
rejoicing.
COLONEL SANDERS
Did I miss one?
HOMER SIMPSON
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n
Philis
May 11th, 2005, 04:05 AM
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao:
Pat Robertson: giving a chicken a ticket is a sign that Jesus is returning soon.
Charleton Heston: I have the right to shoot the chicken.