Why Men Are So Happy

Debz · #1 May 11th, 2005, 10:38 AM

Men Are Just Happier people - What do you expect from such simple
creatures?

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can neverbe
pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear
NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress
$5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The
occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes
don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only
one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are
more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public. You
are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on
your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for
years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your
big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do"
your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning
growing a moustache..

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes. No wonder men are happier!