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misterbadnback
May 11th, 2005, 03:48 PM
A man and a woman were driving down the road and arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices
the man's penis off. Angrily, she tosses it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple is a man and his 9-year-old daughter. The
little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden
the penis smacks the pickup on the windshield, sticks for a moment,
then flies off.

Surprised, the daughter asks her father, "Daddy, what the heck was that?"

Not wanting to expose his little girl to anything sexual at such a
young age, the father replies, "It was only a bug, honey."

The daughter sits with a confused look on her face, and after a few
minutes she says...... " Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"
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dammit
May 11th, 2005, 04:46 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/gedchris/750b5a18.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/gedchris/c58c4ba8.gif

PurestLight
May 12th, 2005, 05:37 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y14/PurestLight/doglaugh.gif


:rotflmao:

NealM
May 12th, 2005, 07:45 PM
:rotflmao: :eek: :rotflmao: :eek: :rotflmao:

Xikisx
May 19th, 2005, 09:21 PM
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
didnt see that one comming
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

Tristansdaz
May 21st, 2005, 05:42 AM
:dizzy: :eek: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

renegade600
May 21st, 2005, 09:50 AM
:eek::dizzy::rotflmao: