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Old May 21st, 2005, 03:47 PM
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Drug Dealers (adult)

Two drug dealers are being prosecuted in court. The judge gives the two an option. They can either go to jail for life or they have to get an admirable amount of other drug dealers to give up the drug trafficking. The both choose to stop other drug dealer's form selling. Court is adjourned for two weeks. After the two weeks pass the two dealers appear before the judge. The judge asks one how many did you get to stop selling? The dealer replies that he stopped 100 dealers from selling again. The judge asked how? The first dealer replied that he drew two circles on the ground in front of the 100 sellers. One very large and one very small. He pointed to the big one and said,"This is your brain before drugs!", then pointed to the small one and said," This is your brain after drugs!"

A very interesting technique replied the judge. The judge ruled the first dealer free to go. He then proceeded to ask the second dealer how many dealers he got to quit. The second one said he got 1000 dealers to stop selling and give up a life of crime. The judge being astounded frantically asked him how he accomplished this goal. "Well", the second dealer said, "I drew two circles too, one big and one small." "I then pointed to the small circle and said 'this is your a**hole before jail..."
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Old May 21st, 2005, 07:42 PM
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