A Duck

[Tom]

A duck walks into a neighborhood bar, waddles over to the bartender, and says, "Gimme a beer."
The bartender takes one look at the duck, and replies, "We don't serve ducks in here. Get out."
With that, the duck leaves.
The next afternoon, the same duck walks into the same bar, waddles over to the bartender, and says, "Gimme a beer."
The bartender leans forward angrily, and yells, "Look duck! I told you yesterday we don't serve ducks in here. You come in here one more time, and I'll nail your feet to the floor. Now get out!"
With that, the duck leaves.
The next afternoon the same duck walks into the same bar, waddles over to the bartender, and asks, "You got any nails?"
The bartender angrily answers back, "Hell no!"
The duck replies, "Good. Gimme a beer."

[Tom]

It was the only General Audience joke I knew. Apparently "adultish" is the key to CTH humor success. Okay.

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