holy water

[thissnisgenius]

a priest was preparing for his first confessional. he was a little nervous but soon relaxed as people began confessing their sins.


Jenny came in. "Forgive me father for i have sinned." she said.
"what have you done my child?" he replied.
"I fed my dog"
"Well, thats not a bad thing."
"...to a snake."
"say 5 haily marys and go drink from the holy water."


tony comes in next. "forgive me father for i have sinned"
"what have you done my child?"
"i taught my brother to tie his shoes."
"well thats not a bad thing..."
"...to a train track..."
"go say 10 hail marys and drink from the holy water."


billy some in next. "forgive me father for i have sinned."
"what have you done my child?"
"im sorry father i couldnt help it. i just really had to pee and i couldnt make it to a bathroom."
"thats alright my child, what happened?"
"i peed in the holy water."

[Tom]

:blush: I'll email this one to my Catholic kin. Maybe it'll make them think I've returned to the fold so they'll get off my back. Note - the audience at this forum is a tough crowd. If it ain't rude or ribald, well.... Doubt many stand-up comedians would try this lot.

[Sinister-wolf]

lol, nice one



reminds me of the priest and a boy who were talking about the most powerful liquid. Holy water or turpentene.

[Moorlander]

No matter what your age keep on goin

:sarcastic :sarcastic :sarcastic