Cute Lil' Doggie (adult)

[Tom]

I'll make one more try at getting some sort of response here. If not, I'll go back to the other forums (where at least I can get a few laughs from some of the advice I give).

A little boy was walking down the street with his dog.
An elderly lady passed them, and said to the little boy, "My, what a cute little doggie you have their little boy. What's his name?"
The innocent lad looked up and lisped, "His name is Porky."
The lady smiled and asked, "And just why do you call him Porky?"
"Because," the little boy responded. "He likes to f__k pigs."

[Ned Seagoon]

Well if they are like this, I'm sure you'll get a response, might not be the one you want though.

Hang in there, Jintan, you're bound to find someone's funny bone. BF

[Sinister-wolf]

hahahahahaaha, stupid dog. Oo

[Byte biter]

LOL for Piggy!

here is my favorite one.

Drunk at Church

A drunk man staggered into a Catholic church and sat down in a confession box, saying nothing.

The bewildered priest coughed to attract his attention, but still the man said nothing.

The priest then knocked on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

Finally, the drunk replied, "No use knocking, mate, there's no paper in this one either."