zipulrich
June 1st, 2005, 04:18 AM
I was told this one today, so forgive me if I botch it up royally.......
A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a wooden leg, an eye-patch, and a hook where his right hand used to be.
The barkeep says "What happened to you? Last I saw you, you had all your body parts!"
The pirate says "Arrgh, matey. I got into a scuffle on board the ship, and my leg caught a bullet and shattered the bone. The Doc replaced it with this plank. Now it's OK."
The barkeep asked "How about that hook?"
"Well, matey," the pirate said, "I fell overboard, a shark bit me hand off, and 'ol Doc replaced it with this hook. So it's all OK now."
Barkeep says "And what about your eye?"
The pirate says "Well, I was looking up at the sails, and a bird pooped right in my eye."
The barkeep asked "And that's what made you lose your eye??"
"No, matey," he said, "first day with the new hook!"
:rotflmao:
A pirate walks into a bar. He's got a wooden leg, an eye-patch, and a hook where his right hand used to be.
The barkeep says "What happened to you? Last I saw you, you had all your body parts!"
The pirate says "Arrgh, matey. I got into a scuffle on board the ship, and my leg caught a bullet and shattered the bone. The Doc replaced it with this plank. Now it's OK."
The barkeep asked "How about that hook?"
"Well, matey," the pirate said, "I fell overboard, a shark bit me hand off, and 'ol Doc replaced it with this hook. So it's all OK now."
Barkeep says "And what about your eye?"
The pirate says "Well, I was looking up at the sails, and a bird pooped right in my eye."
The barkeep asked "And that's what made you lose your eye??"
"No, matey," he said, "first day with the new hook!"
:rotflmao: