ancient
June 3rd, 2005, 04:00 AM
Some metaphors my teacher gave me that some of here students used in previous years.
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
3. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
4. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
5. The plan was simple, like my brother Phil, but unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
3. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.
4. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
5. The plan was simple, like my brother Phil, but unlike Phil, this plan just might work.