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June 3rd, 2005, 11:53 PM
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genie
(sorry if its wrong, cant remember it that well)
A man tripped over a pot and got back up and a genie appeared. The genie said the man could have 3 wishes, but whatever he wished for his wife got 3 times more. so the man says "I wish I was the best golfer in the world". The genie replied "well your the second best golfer in the world because your wife is 3 times better than you" The man then has a thought, the he says "I wish i had £10 million in my bank account" The genie replied "you've got £10 million, so your wife gets £30 million". So then the man says "could you arrange for me to have a mild heart attack?"! 
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June 4th, 2005, 12:02 AM
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Just read your joke, not bad. Had a bigger laugh from your nickname, lol.
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