Prison vs Work

[redadare]

> Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should
> make things a little bit clearer:
>
> IN PRISON: you spend the majority of your time in a 10x10 cell
> AT WORK: you spend the majority of your time in a 8x8 cubicle
>
> IN PRISON: you get three meals a day
> AT WORK: you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it
>
> IN PRISON: you get time off for good behaviour
> AT WORK: you get more work for good behaviour
>
> IN PRISON: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
> AT WORK: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors
> yourself
>
> IN PRISON: you can watch TV and play games
> AT WORK: you could get fired for watching TV and playing games
>
> IN PRISON: you get your own toilet
> AT WORK: you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat
>
> IN PRISON: they allow your family and friends to visit
> AT WORK: you aren't even supposed to speak to your family
>
> IN PRISON: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
> AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work and they deduct
> taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
>
> IN PRISON: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
> AT WORK: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
>
> IN PRISON: you must deal with sadistic wardens
> AT WORK: they are called managers

[zipulrich]

[NealM]