Roxie
June 10th, 2005, 04:51 AM
Hello everyone. I am new. and couldn't pass up telling one of my favorite jokes. Hope that i am not out of line. I also want to say what a wonderful web site i think this is as well.. be well everyone, enjoy.
This guy goes into a bar and sets down, the bar tender asks ,,,
What can i get you to drink?
The guy leans over to the side, spits, and sets back up. and says ,
"He sure can drive"
The bartender asks again what he wanted to drink,
and again the guy leans over to the side and spits.
sets back up and says
"He sure can drive"
The bartender says "look fella you have to order something to drink
or i will call the cops.
again the guy leans, spits, and says,,
"He sure can drive"
The bartender says ok i'm calling the cops.
The cops arrive and tell him that if he does not order something to drink
that they would take him in .
Again he leans, spits and say
"He sure can drive"
Well this made the cops mad so they told him that they were taking him
to see the judge.
He goes before the judge and the judge says.
Buddy your not in trouble yet but if you do not tell me
whats going on you will be,
The guy says ok,
I went for a ride in my buddys car, and i looked down and we were
doing 50mph
and man what a ride this was.
A little later i looked down again and we were doing 100mph.
dang what a ride this guy had,
A little later i looked and we were doing 150mph
and what a nice ride this was,
When suddenly i looked up and there was a stalled simi
blocking the road,
I yelled to my buddy..
"You get us out of this one and i'll suck your d.........
>spits<
"He sure can drive“.
;)
This guy goes into a bar and sets down, the bar tender asks ,,,
What can i get you to drink?
The guy leans over to the side, spits, and sets back up. and says ,
"He sure can drive"
The bartender asks again what he wanted to drink,
and again the guy leans over to the side and spits.
sets back up and says
"He sure can drive"
The bartender says "look fella you have to order something to drink
or i will call the cops.
again the guy leans, spits, and says,,
"He sure can drive"
The bartender says ok i'm calling the cops.
The cops arrive and tell him that if he does not order something to drink
that they would take him in .
Again he leans, spits and say
"He sure can drive"
Well this made the cops mad so they told him that they were taking him
to see the judge.
He goes before the judge and the judge says.
Buddy your not in trouble yet but if you do not tell me
whats going on you will be,
The guy says ok,
I went for a ride in my buddys car, and i looked down and we were
doing 50mph
and man what a ride this was.
A little later i looked down again and we were doing 100mph.
dang what a ride this guy had,
A little later i looked and we were doing 150mph
and what a nice ride this was,
When suddenly i looked up and there was a stalled simi
blocking the road,
I yelled to my buddy..
"You get us out of this one and i'll suck your d.........
>spits<
"He sure can drive“.
;)