Buzz Buzzard

[w1che]

Where are you Buzz??? I haven't seen you around in almost forever...Beef & Prog are gone and Kimmy was NEVER really all here....but.... Hey man, to lose you is like the sore that healed on one's backside.... The pain is gone, but you kinda miss it... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[lufbra]

Hey W4, have you checked to see if the Goodie twins are still around??? http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dave.

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[w1che]

Hey, lufbra The Goodie twins are very shy long legged blondes so I have to treat them with kid gloves.
They are flowers of pure virtue. Their only job in life... IS TO PLEASE... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

I now have a new woman to add more spice to my life Heather LA"Pore And what a sweet person she is....
http://www.geocities.com/~jfko/dbt.jpg

[lufbra]

Well I was just thinking Buzz might have snuck off with them all, after all, he fancies himself as a bit of a charmer!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dave.

[w1che]

Yeah your right lufbra... He did steal them away one time with his charm but they wore him out in 2 days. So needless to say he had to send them back to a real "MAN"... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

They said all he wanted to do was talk because none of his girl friends ever say a word or move on their own.... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[lufbra]

WOW, WOW, and WOW, I ain't gonna go there with this, BRING ON THE BUZZ!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dave.

[Bill]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by lufbra:
WOW, WOW, and WOW, I ain't gonna go there with this, BRING ON THE BUZZ!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dave.</font>

A wise man indeed.. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Buzz]

Now *****-che, shame on you.

You know the reason the twins wore me out was because I don't have all the prosthetic devices that you seem to have. Did you get the hydraulics fixed? Heard you were having a bit of a problem keeping things "up". I'm just a normal guy with real human equipment, I don't go in for all the strap on mechanical stuff that you seem to need, but hey, if that's what it takes then I guess you just have to live with it.

Besides I grew weary of those twins. Somone lead them on terribly. They had no idea what they were doing. It was as if they were accustomed to being with some feeble little guy. Much to my shagrin they were constantly complaining about the last guy they were with. . . . how he exagerated, made up stories about them, and even told people that he was an "item" with them. When in truth he paid for them to clean his fish tanks and nothing more. Apparently his name was w1che or something similar. For a minute there I thought they were talking about you. But then I remembered you're much more desperate than that guy sounded.

[lufbra]

Now I just gotta see a reply to this one W4CHE!!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dave.

[w1che]

Buzz, Buzz.... I have to emit they did say you had the equipment (even though not very adquate}but hey, I'm not making fun... Some people have it & some people don't... They had nothing but good things to say about your charm and said if they had about six months to spend with you they think you may be able to make it ok with a real live woman.

They came back to me very disappointed indeed........ http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



[This message has been edited by w4che (edited 21 February 2001).]

[Buzz]

No image hosting at fortuncity w1234che!

They came back disappointed because they hated the fact that I gave up on them and they knew what they were going back to. They pleaded with me not to make them go.

[w1che]

Well, anyway its good to see your still alive Buzz.... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Buzz]

Yup just awwwwfully busy lately. Man I need a raise!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[bullybeef]

Hey Buzz, I thought giving you a raise is what the twins were supposed to be doing for you.
Hahahaha.
Sorry i couldnt resist.

[Buzz]

LMAO http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Yeah I guess you're right!

[lufbra]

Did ya see Toni Braxton last night, on the Grammy's!!!

Sheesh, that outfit must have been real cheap, cos there weren't a lot of material on it!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dave.

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