New Survivor Show, stay tuned...

[Junky]

CBS is developing a 'Texas Version' of 'Survivor', the popular television
show. Contestants must travel from El Paso through Fort Worth, Dallas,
Houston and back to Amarillo, through Texarkana and Lubbock driving a Volvo
with a bumper sticker that reads: "I voted for Gore, I'm gay and I'm here to
take your guns". The first to complete the round trip alive is the winner.

I can't to wait to see this one. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[lufbra]

Junky, what are ya drinking man, cos I want some!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dave.

[Bill]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by lufbra:
Junky, what are ya drinking man, cos I want some!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dave.</font>

Dido http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

It might be; The only to complete the round trip alive is the winner.

[lufbra]

Isn't that kinda like the norm in Texas? http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

Dave.

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[Junky]

Drinking? Me drink? Naw, not me...I don't drink any more. I just have flashbacks from the good (bad?) ol' days. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

But I just can't wait for the new Survivor show. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/wink.gif

[RosieWolf]

Have you heard about the next planned "Survivor" show?

* 6 men will be dropped on an island with 1 van and 4
kids each, for 6 weeks

* Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or
dance classes

* There is no access to fast food

* Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his
assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete
science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

* The men only have access to television when the
kids are asleep and all chores are done: There is
only one TV between them and there is no remote.

* The men must shave their legs and wear makeup
daily, which they must apply themselves either while
driving or while making four lunches.

* They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up
after their sick children at 3:00 a. m; make an Indian
hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one
marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

* The kids vote them off based on performance

* The winner gets to go back to his job


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[Buzz]

I absolutely hate the survivor show. it's a piece of SH*T in my opinion. However, junky your show idea does sound far more appealing than the episode I mistakenly watched!

[joost]

RosieWolf, you scare me! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Having been there, done that, got the kid stained t-shirt, after being out of work for seven months, that is a game that I have no desire to play. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/eek.gif I actually relished the idea of going back to work after that.

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[Idnew]

Lufbra obviously you know nothing of Texas. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif That probably won't be a problem going through those huge towns, but let them just pick one of those small towns outside of Dallas or Houston and see what happens. Well maybe they should kind of watch out for Texarkana and Lubbock

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