Hello There!

[Kimmygem]

Hi! Welcome to Cyber Tech Help.
Those of you that transferred over from FCTH, glad you made it.
For those of you that are new here, join in and have some fun with us. If you're not sure if we're serious, we're probably NOT!
Have fun y'all. :O)

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[Buzz]

Well so much for me being first here this time! Golly!

[lufbra]

Hi there Kimmygem, finally got here!! I guess Mr. Mishy was having big time problems!!!
Dave.

[lufbra]

Aw Shucks, been demoted again!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif
Dave.

[Kimmygem]

hehe I beat Buzzard! nah nah nah nah! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/tongue.gif

Hey Lufbra....yeah, he's just tweaking stuff here and there! He's probably on top of it though! :O)

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[FrostyPhrog]

Hi again
Well I had to re-register again but no big deal. Kimmygem I promise to be an angel http://sites.netscape.net/frostyphrog/angel.gif

FrostyPhrog

Remember buzz still beat you here originally.

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If a man speaks and no woman is around to hear him.....is he still wrong

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[Kimmygem]

Frosty.....you really are a trouble maker aren't you???? HAHAHAHAHA LMAO, doesn't matter! I beat him here this time! neener neener! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif :evil

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[lufbra]

Kimmygem, he's always tweaking something!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif
Dave.

[Buzz]

Thanks Frosty.. nice to know Someone will stick up for me. I had to register again as well..... I must've hit that darn add reply button about 15 times before I decided to try reregistering.. LOL

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[Kimmygem]

lmao! Oh, Buzz....ya should have done like I did...and just re-register right away! Hey, Mishy.....this is the last time we have to re-register, right? http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[FrostyPhrog]

Hi

Well I so happy that I could jump for joy. I suppose you have 500 or so posts by now.
http://sites.netscape.net/frostyphrog/frog.gif

FrostyPhrog

[Kimmygem]

ooooo, Frosty, I nipped that frog animation! It's too cute!

You're the frog and I'm the alligator! One big chomp if you keep stirring up trouble! hehe

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[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
Kimmygem just so you don't think that you are the only one I am going to pick on here is a picture of buzz I found. http://sites.netscape.net/frostyphrog/buzz1.gif

FrostyPhrog

P.S. When lafave shows up I have a couple for her to.

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[Buzz]

Yeah but only after I've sobered up and had a shower.. you should see me when I'm really messed up!

[lufbra]

Not a pretty sight then Buzz???
Dave.

[Buzz]

Well the hairs not quite as neat anyway.

[lufbra]

You could always ask to borrow Kimmygems wig!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif
Dave.

[Buzz]

noooooo... at least my hair's clean, even if it is in disarray!

[Kimmygem]

Man, OUCH, Buzz! Y'all are ruthless...

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[Buzz]

Okay.. I'll lighten up... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif just messing with ya.

[lufbra]

No ruths in this house!!!
Dave.

[Kimmygem]

Well, honestly...I'm just glad you're posting again and not being a nerd...so, it's ok. I can take it. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif Well, some of it! lol

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[Scott]

Uhmm.. I'm new here so I'm kind of lost. What the heck is going on? Where's all the computer help?

[lufbra]

Are we here to do computer help Scott!!!
Dave.

[Kimmygem]

lmao! Uh....hi Scott...you won't find and tech help in this forum...you might try the Mac forum...that old buzzard might be able to answer a question or two...maybe.

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[Scott]

Thanks Kimmygem, But I don't believe in Macs. I have an old 486 I'm trying to hook a scanner to and I'm having problems.

[Kimmygem]

Oh.....well, probably Win 95??? Steve's a good help! Mishy is too.

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[Scott]

Nope I'm running Windows 3.1 still. Not enough processor for Win95 or Win98. So where do I post?

[Kimmygem]

Well, I'm sure you can still get help in one of the Windows forums...

not enough processor for 95 or 98 and you're hooking up a scanner?

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[This message has been edited by Kimmygem (edited 18 September 2000).]

[Harrie]

Hey, I made it! Super cool logo up there, like that electric sky blue! Here's my first post, lemme go check everything out! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif

Hey, Dave! I see ya! I'm editing here, as usual......LOL!



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[lufbra]

Hi there Harrie, join the old clan!!!
Dave.

[Scott]

Yeah it's a new scanner, the guy at Staples told me it would work but I can't figure out where the little plug in goes. There's nothing like it on my CPU.

[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
You could try posting in the anything else board, Mishy usually check there quite often.

Kimmy we miss these from you.
http://sites.netscape.net/frostyphrog/welb_1ani.gif

Kimmy you have me shaking in my boots http://sites.netscape.net/frostyphrog/vibrator.gif

FrostyPhrog

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[Scott]

Okay I'll try the anything else board. Thanks

[Harrie]

Seems like a lot of people here already!

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[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
Scott you might also try posting under hardware and overclocking. By the way what kind of scanner is it, and is it parallel poort or a usb scanner. If it is a usb scanner you probably won't be able to run it under windows 3.1 as there is no scanner support.

FrostyPhrog

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[Kimmygem]

hehe....well, how about this one??
http://www.emucities.com/emu/Internet/kimmygem/mycrap/Butt.gif

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[lufbra]

Kimmy, is that your butt, if so, where or who did the lips come from!!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif
Dave.

[Kimmygem]

hehe....wouldn't you like to know! I'm sworn to secrecy though.

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[Scott]

What's a parallel port and a usb port? How do I know which one I got? The guy at Stples said it would work. It's a Microtek scanner. It's brand new. I just paid $300 for it. there has got to be a way to make it work.

[lufbra]

Hey, there ain't no secrets in this group, you better fess up or I'll set Inspector Ironside onto ya, he's great at this kinda thingy!!!
Dave.

[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
Scott the parallel port is where your printer plugs in. A usb plug is much smaller about an inch by and inch or so. If it is a parallel port than it should plug in where your printer is plugged in. Like I said if it is usb than you won't be able to use it in win 3.1. Sorry

FrostyPhrog



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[Scott]

But if I plug it into where the printer is how do I print? I've tryed plugging it in everywhere. It doesn't fit well it's real loose and wobbles. Man maybe I should take it back! The guy at Staples told me it would work!

[lafave]

hey you guys......sure is noisy in here already........hahahaha.........nice to see old & new people........

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"i'm not a bad person, it's just my attitude"

[smurfy]

Has anyone here ever heard of Karen Ollacks?

http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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smurfynz@netscape.net

[Scott]

THIS STILL ISN'T WORKING!

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[FrostyPhrog]

Hi
Scott the printer should plug into the back of the scanner and you can print through there.

lafave thank you for visiting my site. This icon is for you.
http://sites.netscape.net/frostyphrog/mystery.gif

Hope you like it

FrostyPhrog

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[Kimmygem]

I don't think so....is she the one who admitted to starting a virus....but actually didn't? and it was a big joke?

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[Scott]

But if I plug the printer into the scanner how does it get power? Something has to plug into the outlet somewhere doesn't it?

[Kimmygem]

Scott, are you dragging us along into a joke?

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[smurfy]

You're onto it I think Kimmy, only with Karen it was a Black Scanner

[Kimmygem]

So, smurfy....are you Scott? or is it someone else....who really is named Scott?

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[Scott]

No I'm not joking! I really want to get this thing running but I'm having trouble, honest. I think I've rebooted my system like 40 times plugging the scanner in everywhere, nothing seems to work. I called Tech support for the scanner and they told me it was a hardware issue but they wouldn't tell me any more. I called Staples to talk to the guy who sold it to me and he's off for the night. I'm lost. I wanted to get the scanner running so I can scan some pictures and upload them to my email account, which was my next question... how to do that. But if I can't get them scanned it's all pointless.

[Scott]

Please this isn't a joke. I really need help.

[smurfy]

Scott, you've been spending to much time one tech help forums my friend - whoever you are.

Can you tell me what model Microtek scanner it is?

[Kimmygem]

Hey....I have a Microtek.....but, mines all plugged in and running. lol

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[Scott]

It's a Microtek Powerlook III scanner. Thanks for all the help.

[Kimmygem]

Well, Scott, if anyone knows anything about it I'm sure they'll be along to help you soon. :O)

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[Scott]

BTW for those of you that know here.. Karen is my cousin. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[smurfy]

I was thinking more like your mother, How is Jason?

btw, sorry If I've spoiled your fun http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/wink.gif

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[Scott]

Not Jason sorry.. ya know you could have helped me out a little instead of questioning it so soon! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Kimmygem]

Oh please.....have you checked your email?

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[smurfy]

Sorry, I was just so busy pissing myself I never thought to play along for a while!

For those of you who are totally in the dark about what we are going on about, go to http://discussions.virtualdr.com and search for posts by Karen Ollacks, especially in the W98 archives, you'll have a good laugh.

[Scott]

No prob Smurfy.. I'll be back though!!!!!! LOL http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[lafave]

that was really funny! hey, frosty..thanks for the picture....i do like that!

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[Jolly Roger]

USB is that one thingy where you plug the thingy into the other thingy and the other thingy is USB too so it makes it hot-swappable so if you have USB you need windows 85 cause it's got USB or better yet get a Mac they kick tooshy.


That was a run-on... hope it helped though. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[steveharrison84]

the scanner is a wind up trust me lol..
it dont sound right $300 and 3.1 nah ,he,s having a laugh ..
steve..

[smurfy]

Hey Steve, you missed all the fun mate - and I was stupid enough to forget to play along.

You must have heard of Karen Ollacks?

[Buzz]

Leave it to smurfy to ruin the party! That's it I'm telling Gargamell!