Ultimate female piercing (+ Adult content)

[squiffy2]

http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/up.jpg


squiffs:thumbsup:

[Snurfen]

Squiff-tastic mate, where can I order one for "the Doris"??

[Vercades]

Ahahaha, hilarious.

[dammit]

Where can I buy one please?

[amnell71]

Aaaaahhh, BITE ME!! Bunch of blow-hards! ;)

[squiffy2]

Thanks guys :O)


There are lots more funny pics etc on my website - I have just redone the whole thing and got my own domain, so check it out if you want a good laugh, and it is all for a good cause ;)
As to amnell71

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It's only a bit of fun:wave:

squiffs;)

[Snurfen]

Aaaaahhh, BITE ME!! Bunch of blow-hards! ;)


dammit's false teeth are being despatched by UPS as we speak :eek:

Had a good look round your site squiffy. Bit of a choker the marathon story. Typical bloody yorkshireman, too stubborn to give up and too tight to spend the busfare back to Buck Palace :rotflmao: Well done pal, right lump in throat reading that one.

[squiffy2]

Hi Snurfen

The Marathon was quite a day for me, but I did manage to raise over £18,000 for the MSRC, which is what was important ;o)

Yorkshireman! No where close :O)

Just a bloody minded MSer who was determined by 24 miles that nothing short of Death itself was going to stop me finishing :O)

cheers

squiffs

[dammit]

dammit's false teeth are being despatched by UPS as we speak

My original teeth are still in place and OK.

but my gums need to come out.

[squiffy2]

One for Dammit with all this talk of teeth and gums ;)


There was a father and his young son who lived in a secluded village somewhere in central Australia.

The boy's mother had left the father under difficult circumstances, and he had had bad experiences with women ever since.

So he took his boy aside one day and told him, "Listen son, don't go messing around with women, because, you know, down there, they've got teeth down there."

The boy listened intently to his father's advice. Years passed, the boy has grown up and his father has died, leaving him alone.

So, one day, the boy ventures to the closest large town, where he goes to a club in search of companionship.

He strikes up a conversation with a beautiful young girl. Things are going well, and they end up back at her place.

They are about to get into bed when the boy remembers his father's advice and shies away.

"What's wrong?" she asks. "Well, my father told me that women have teeth down there" replied the young man.

"Of course we haven't got teeth down there!! Have a look if you like."

So he takes her up on the offer. He takes off her panties, and he's poking around, examining the lady's most private parts.

"Hmmmm. I don't see any teeth down here, but you should see the state of your gums."

[dammit]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/gedchris/c58c4ba8.gif You may get a yellow card for that one though... lol

[squiffy2]

What's a yellow card?????:dizzy:

[dammit]

http://www.teammelli.com/Gallery/pics/AsianGamesBusan/Ag-Japan-Yellow%20card-Kazemian.jpg

[squiffy2]

ROFL
:rotflmao:



Have I done something bad??????:blush:

[sho-dan]

hmmmmm no not really,just left the word *ADULT* out to protect the innocent;) its still funny

[squiffy2]

hmmmmm no not really,just left the word *ADULT* out to protect the innocent;) its still funny

There are innocent people around here?:eek:

[amnell71]

Thanks guys :O)


There are lots more funny pics etc on my website - I have just redone the whole thing and got my own domain, so check it out if you want a good laugh, and it is all for a good cause ;)
As to amnell71

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It's only a bit of fun:wave:

squiffs;) Yes, I know. I've known these guys for a while now. I believe most of them knew I was just messing. If not, they do now!! :laugh:

[Mr Bean]

The Marathon was quite a day for me, but I did manage to raise over £18,000 for the MSRC, which is what was important ;o)


http://www.shof.msrcsites.co.uk/jobdone.jpg

I think you're missing the point here Squiffy. This was a marathon. You're NOT supposed to be enjoying yourself!!!

By the way do you do childrens parties???

[squiffy2]

:D :D :D If you have read the whole of my Marathon report you will have seen I wa senjoying up until mile 24 when the legs finally gave up the ghost. The last two miles were absolute hell, but with all that money resting on me finishing there was no way I was giving up!

That picture was taken just before the MSRC minibus picked me up - it took two grown men to lift me into it as by then my legs were totally gone.

What you don't see is me sobbing like a baby when I got to the MSRC reception when the sports masseure worked on my legs for 45 mins to get soem life back into them, but that, like the pain of childbirth (I am told) is soon forgotten ;)

As to children's parties, could be arranged for the correct bribe to MSRC ;)