squiffy2
September 25th, 2005, 07:55 PM
How many Canadians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide
how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that
I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian
to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been
overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On
the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented
in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls
Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it
on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect
taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it,
one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one
to drop the puck.
Twelve. Four to form a Parliamentary study committee to decide
how to solve the problem, one Francophone to complain that
I didn't translate this joke into French, one Native Canadian
to protest that the interests of Native Canadians have been
overlooked, one woman from the National Action Committee On
the Status Of Women to say that women have been underrepresented
in the process, one to go over the border to the Niagara Falls
Factory Outlet Mall and buy a new bulb and not pay duty on it
on the way back, one to actually screw it in, one to collect
taxes on the whole procedure so the government can afford it,
one to buy a case of Molson for everybody to drink, and one
to drop the puck.