uripyores
November 8th, 2005, 03:43 PM
Three men die and go to heaven. They meet up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, and he says,
"Well, there's not that much room left in heaven, so you have to tell me an interesting way that you died, and if it's interesting enough, I'll let you in."
So St. Peter goes into his office and calls in the first man.
The first man says, "I was coming home from work one day early, and when I walked in the door, I had a strange suspicion that my wife was cheating on me. I walk into our room and sure enough, find her sprawled out naked alone on our bed. Sure that the guy was in the house, I searched frantically to find him... Under the bed, in the closet... Finally I found him hanging from our ledge on our balcony. Furious, I stepped on his hand and he went plummetting two stories down. However, he landed in a bush and I wasn't sure if he was dead yet. So I pushed the refrigerator out onto him. Later, I felt so guilty I committed suicide."
"Wow," said St. Peter, "that's a pretty fantastic story."
So St. Peter calls in the second guy.
The second guy says,
"One day, I was having an argument with my wife. She gets so mad that she pushes me right out the window of our fourth-story apartment. So, quickly I grabbed onto the ledge of a balcony on the second floor. Then, suddenly, some nutcase steps on my hands and I go plummeting to the ground. Luckily I landed on a bush, but then the nutcase drops a fridge on me!"
Then St. Peter called in the third guy.
The third guy says, "Alright, picture this:
You're naked, and in a refrigerator...":michaelan
"Well, there's not that much room left in heaven, so you have to tell me an interesting way that you died, and if it's interesting enough, I'll let you in."
So St. Peter goes into his office and calls in the first man.
The first man says, "I was coming home from work one day early, and when I walked in the door, I had a strange suspicion that my wife was cheating on me. I walk into our room and sure enough, find her sprawled out naked alone on our bed. Sure that the guy was in the house, I searched frantically to find him... Under the bed, in the closet... Finally I found him hanging from our ledge on our balcony. Furious, I stepped on his hand and he went plummetting two stories down. However, he landed in a bush and I wasn't sure if he was dead yet. So I pushed the refrigerator out onto him. Later, I felt so guilty I committed suicide."
"Wow," said St. Peter, "that's a pretty fantastic story."
So St. Peter calls in the second guy.
The second guy says,
"One day, I was having an argument with my wife. She gets so mad that she pushes me right out the window of our fourth-story apartment. So, quickly I grabbed onto the ledge of a balcony on the second floor. Then, suddenly, some nutcase steps on my hands and I go plummeting to the ground. Luckily I landed on a bush, but then the nutcase drops a fridge on me!"
Then St. Peter called in the third guy.
The third guy says, "Alright, picture this:
You're naked, and in a refrigerator...":michaelan