Single

[Mr Bean]

A girl walks in to a supermarket and buys the following items:


1 Bar of Soap


1 Toothbrush


1 Tube of toothpaste


1 loaf of bread


1 pint of milk


1 apple


1 banana


1 orange


1 plum


1 grapefruit


1 tomato


1 lettuce


1 cabbage


1 baking potato


1 kraft single


1 samosa


1 vegetable pakora


1 muesli bar


1 pie


1 frozen pizza


1 single frozen dinner


The bloke behind her in the queue taps her on the shoulder. He is
carrying a basket with a six pack of Stella, a pizza and some Wagon
Wheels.


As she turns he smiles at her and says,


Single, eh?


The girl smiles sheepishly and replies


"How did you guess?"


He looks at her - straight in the eyes and gently says "Because
you're minging"

[dammit]

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[squiffy2]

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