Another Blonde

[Ned Seagoon]

A blonde woman was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a
child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little
boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note. "I have kidnapped your
child. I am sorry to do this but I need the money. Leave $10,000 in a
plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park at 7 AM." Signed,
"The Blonde".

She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go
straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the
$10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had
instructed.

Inside the bag was the following note. "Here is your money. I cannot
believe that one blonde would do this to another."

[amnell71]

[Tom]