uripyores
November 10th, 2005, 05:14 AM
Man goes to doctor, complains about leg. "It keeps talking," he says. Doctor tells him to take off trousers and lie on examination couch. He then listens to man's thigh through stethoscope.
Thigh says, "Lend us a tenner."
"Remarkable," says doctor, moving stethoscope down to knee.
"Lend us a fiver," says knee.
"Incredible," says doctor, moving stethoscope down to ankle.
"Lend us a couple of quid," says ankle.
"Amazing!" says doctor.
"What's wrong?" asks man.
"Your leg is broke in three places.":leonardo:
Thigh says, "Lend us a tenner."
"Remarkable," says doctor, moving stethoscope down to knee.
"Lend us a fiver," says knee.
"Incredible," says doctor, moving stethoscope down to ankle.
"Lend us a couple of quid," says ankle.
"Amazing!" says doctor.
"What's wrong?" asks man.
"Your leg is broke in three places.":leonardo: