Australians out fishing

[Ned Seagoon]

Four married Aussies are out fishing one weekend and after awhile this conversation starts up:

Ed: 'You have No idea what I had to go through to be able to come out here this weekend! I had to promise my wife that I'd paint every room in the house next weekend.'

George: 'That's nothing, I had to promise my wife I'd build a new deck for the pool.'

Richard: 'You guys have it easy, my wife got me to promise her I would remodel the kitchen!'

The fishing continues, eventually they realize Dave hasn't said anything. So they ask almost in unison 'So Dave, what did you have to do in order to come out here this weekend?'

Dave: 'I just set my alarm for 5.30, when it rang I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said 'fishing or sex?', and she said 'wear sun lotion.'

[amnell71]

A very smart man, that Dave! Would've been my exact reply.

[Tom]

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