Ned Seagoon
November 16th, 2005, 06:03 AM
George and Kon were a couple of drinking mates who worked as aeroplane mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they had nothing to do.
George said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Kon says, "Me too. I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a real buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch and got completely smashed.
The next morning George wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great, no hangover, no bad side effects. Nothing at all.
Then the phone rings...its Kon
Kon says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
George says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Kon says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
George says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in ADELAIDE!!!!"
George said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Kon says, "Me too. I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a real buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they poured themselves a couple of glasses of high-octane hooch and got completely smashed.
The next morning George wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels great, no hangover, no bad side effects. Nothing at all.
Then the phone rings...its Kon
Kon says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
George says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Kon says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
George says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
"Yeah, well there's just one thing..."
"What's that?"
"Have you farted yet?"
"No."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in ADELAIDE!!!!"