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squiffy2
November 16th, 2005, 08:51 AM
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment
immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windscreen. ;)

Mr Bean
November 16th, 2005, 01:11 PM
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

The Dude
November 16th, 2005, 07:45 PM
Why would anyone wanna do #6??

Thanx though :)

Mr Bean
November 16th, 2005, 07:58 PM
Why would anyone wanna do #6??

Thanx though :)

Putting a bat through the winscreen coould be classed as criminal damage.

#6 could be "defecation" of character.