View Full Version : We win!
Tom
November 16th, 2005, 01:14 PM
It's almost official (http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/internet/11/16/internet.summit.ap/index.html). As the U.S. will continue to maintain control over internet names, the following changes have been made by ICANN:
When requesting new domain names, organizations located in the following countries:
Wales
Sierra Leone
Botswana
Are to submit their requests to my cousin Harold. It is suggested they use his Post Office box address, as the trailer park does not allow individual mailboxes. The bank closed Harold's account due to some bad check problems, so all requests should be accompanied by $50 U.S. in cash only.
(Note - names using the terms "joe bob", "billy bob" and "beer monkey" are reserved solely for Harold's use).
Mr Bean
November 16th, 2005, 02:05 PM
It's almost official (http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/internet/11/16/internet.summit.ap/index.html). As the U.S. will continue to maintain control over internet names
They may as well, they try to control everything else.
Tom
November 16th, 2005, 08:40 PM
It's all part of the new U.S. "Speak Globally, Act Locally" policy. Ultimate goal is a monopoly on whirled peas.
Careful - piss off Harold and he'll drop you off his Viagra mailing list.
Nick Grana
November 16th, 2005, 11:05 PM
They may as well, they try to control everything else.
Hey!! I resemble that remark.:mad: They are them. I am part of them which makes me part of they. They, me and most others, have little to do with anything. It's them that make the policies.
I think total control should be given to Whales....er.....Wales.
Maybe the Porpoise should take over. They are probably more intelligent than most of 'them'.:michaelan
Mr Bean
November 17th, 2005, 06:21 AM
Maybe the Porpoise should take over. They are probably more intelligent than most of 'them'.:michaelan
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Vercades
November 17th, 2005, 07:01 AM
Hey!! I resemble that remark.:mad: They are them. I am part of them which makes me part of they. They, me and most others, have little to do with anything. It's them that make the policies.
I think total control should be given to Whales....er.....Wales.
Maybe the Porpoise should take over. They are probably more intelligent than most of 'them'.:michaelan
Oh man you're a trip nick.
As for the internet staying in the U.S. of A. I'm happy to not let anyone from pakistan or any of the other stans not having access to delicate information.
Snurfen
November 19th, 2005, 12:20 PM
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Hey uncle bubba, can I have www dot sheeploverscymru.com
You knows it, clart. :thumbsup: