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dammit
November 16th, 2005, 02:41 PM
A tough old cowboy counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously to the age of 103.


When he died, he left 14 children, 30 grand children, 45 great grand children, 25 great-great grand children....... and a bloody great hole where the crematorium used to be.

oracle128
November 16th, 2005, 03:03 PM
*psssssht*
"Don't worry, that's just gas escaping from the body..."
*kaboom!*