valiantv
November 16th, 2005, 05:40 PM
An American, an Irish and an English builder - all married - were all about to begin lunch one day, when all three discovered to their annoyance that once again they had gotten ham sandwiches.
The Irish man looked at his and said, "Ahh for Jaysis' sake, would yeh look at what Oi've gotten for lunch! It's Ham feicin sandwiches again!"
And the English man said, "Bladdy 'ell, mate! Oi've go'en the facking 'am sandwiches an all!"
And the American guy opened his lunch and said, "Gad damn it! Ah got these darn ham sandwiches too. Ah'll tell you whut, if Ah get them one more day, Ah reckon A'm jus' gonna throw mahself off the scaffolding!"
And the English man thought, a yank trying to upstage an Englishman? I think not!, and said... "Awroi! If Oi get 'am sandwiches tomorrow, Oi'm gonna frow moiself off the bladdy scaffoldin' too!"
And the Irish man thought, Well I'm not going to let the English show me up - we Irish are way bigger men than them, and said, "Jaysis, well if I get them one more time, shur I'm goin' ta throw moiself from the scaffoldin too!"
So the next day at lunch time, the three sat down and open their lunch boxes. To their horror, ham sandwiches! The American stood up without a word, walked over to the scaffolding and threw himself to his death.
The Englishman thought, Oh oh.. he really went through with it! Can't let the English down and welsh on this, so he walked over to the edge of the building and threw himself off too.
So the Irishman, unsure about himself thought... Well if they did it I'm going to do it too, and walked over to the edge of the scaffolding and threw himself off.
The next day, the three wives were mourning the deaths of their husbands...
"Ah Jaysis", sobbed Mrs. Irishman, "If only I'd given Paddy something else for lunch apart from ham feicin sandwiches, shur, he'd still be alive!"
And Mrs. Englishman said, "Too roi', if ownly Oi'd given Charles somefin' different to eat, 'e'd still be aloive an' all!"
Mrs. American was most gobsmacked of all, "Ah jus' don't get it!'", she stammered, looking at the ground shaking her head, "Brad makes his own lunch!"
The Irish man looked at his and said, "Ahh for Jaysis' sake, would yeh look at what Oi've gotten for lunch! It's Ham feicin sandwiches again!"
And the English man said, "Bladdy 'ell, mate! Oi've go'en the facking 'am sandwiches an all!"
And the American guy opened his lunch and said, "Gad damn it! Ah got these darn ham sandwiches too. Ah'll tell you whut, if Ah get them one more day, Ah reckon A'm jus' gonna throw mahself off the scaffolding!"
And the English man thought, a yank trying to upstage an Englishman? I think not!, and said... "Awroi! If Oi get 'am sandwiches tomorrow, Oi'm gonna frow moiself off the bladdy scaffoldin' too!"
And the Irish man thought, Well I'm not going to let the English show me up - we Irish are way bigger men than them, and said, "Jaysis, well if I get them one more time, shur I'm goin' ta throw moiself from the scaffoldin too!"
So the next day at lunch time, the three sat down and open their lunch boxes. To their horror, ham sandwiches! The American stood up without a word, walked over to the scaffolding and threw himself to his death.
The Englishman thought, Oh oh.. he really went through with it! Can't let the English down and welsh on this, so he walked over to the edge of the building and threw himself off too.
So the Irishman, unsure about himself thought... Well if they did it I'm going to do it too, and walked over to the edge of the scaffolding and threw himself off.
The next day, the three wives were mourning the deaths of their husbands...
"Ah Jaysis", sobbed Mrs. Irishman, "If only I'd given Paddy something else for lunch apart from ham feicin sandwiches, shur, he'd still be alive!"
And Mrs. Englishman said, "Too roi', if ownly Oi'd given Charles somefin' different to eat, 'e'd still be aloive an' all!"
Mrs. American was most gobsmacked of all, "Ah jus' don't get it!'", she stammered, looking at the ground shaking her head, "Brad makes his own lunch!"