Ned Seagoon
November 18th, 2005, 08:48 AM
A university professor is giving instructions to her class about the final exam tomorrow and she says, "The only reasons for you failing to attend the exam will be a death in the family, you are seriously injured in an accident or you are hospitalised. Nothing else will be accepted".
The class idiot jumps up and yells out, "Miss what if I am exhausted from a night of wild sex?"
The class goes into fits of laughter and when they are calmed down again she says with a deadpan face, "Just use your other hand to write your answers, next question please".
The class idiot jumps up and yells out, "Miss what if I am exhausted from a night of wild sex?"
The class goes into fits of laughter and when they are calmed down again she says with a deadpan face, "Just use your other hand to write your answers, next question please".