I am just waiting around for::

[Jaytee]

The American Consulate to send me a visa so I can go (or come) back to the states driving long haul trucks again.
If it happens I will be able to see Bill on the left coast, talk about Murphys law and Smurfy wont be able to find me to give me the fine.
Anne Marie gave me a big set of key and said that if I am rolling through Michigan I will be well set for a few beers (what did she mean????)
If there REALLY are some people in the state of Kansas can you please stick your heads up out of the plains and wave this time.
From memory I must have driven for hundred mile stretches between building and thought them to be empty.
Any how hope to know by next Tuesday then its off to the Simpsons country Springfield MO till Xmas The down to Dallas Texas (where they shoot your ass)
* Goes away to rehearse some rebel songs*:D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes:

[AnnMarie]

Anne Marie gave me a big set of key and said that if I am rolling through Michigan I will be well set for a few beers (what did she mean????)

Awwww Jaytee, that was supposed to be a secret ;)

[Jaytee]

Arrrgh!!
I blabbed. Sorry AM:(

[lufbra]

Just remember John, however far yer traveling, buy yer own beer, cos I still ain't sharing!!!! ;)

Dave.


*runs off to check padlocks*

[zipulrich]

"If there REALLY are some people in the state of Kansas can you please stick your heads up out of the plains and wave this time. "

I believe our own Red Satin and Surfer are out that way........

[Dashwood95]

zip is right. That's where the love birds reside and my friend Catnap.

And jaytee, how are you getting so much vacation time!

[Jaytee]

Aww C'mon Dave,
You are not like this when we play tiddlywinks together Lol.
*decides to give keys and map to Harrie*
Zip and Dash,
Not sure if they do or not. I cant remember seeing any telephone poles just plains. Do they have to go out of state to do their email?? Even Kansas City is mostly in MO and the rest is hidden underground (Hunts Subtropolis to name one)
I have got such a neat boss . He lets me go whenever I want to and always welcomes me back because I am popular with the passengers (I drive coaches) need less to say it is not paid vacation time but it is a good feeling knowing the job is waiting for me....:cool:

[Red Satin]

If there REALLY are some people in the state of Kansas can you please stick your heads up out of the plains and wave this time.
From memory I must have driven for hundred mile stretches between building and thought them to be empty.
* Goes away to rehearse some rebel songs*:D ;) :p :cool: :rolleyes:


Well, I am not in CA now and am in Kansas.....I will surely wave as you pass through this state, just tell me the time and days and no matter where I am.......I will wave. :) :p

If you pass through Hays, Surfer and I will buy you breakfast. :)

[lufbra]

Tiddlywinks!!!!

That game is way too dangerous for my liking!! ;)

So who lives in Michigan, and has all the beer? ;)

Hey John, how long have you been over there, or should I say under there?? :)

Ummmm Red, would ya invite me to breakfast if I came by, I said to breakfast, not for breakfast!! ;)

Dave.

[Jaytee]

Red and Surfer.
I will take you on that wave and the breakfast even if I have to buy.
Been past Hays twice, Once on the Interstate 70 Then missed it by quite a bit on highway 50 but saw that city that Dodge has got down there. If I can rememember my password I will let you know if I am rolling through ( must ask Mishy for a single letter pass)

Dave..
I thought you were in MI, Where the heck are you??
I came down here in 1966 from Yorkshire as a skinny 18 yo after all this time I developed into a skinny 55yo :D

[Dashwood95]

I know lots of people in MI, but Dashie is from Chicago!

[Jaytee]

Dash.
The last time I was in Chicago it was flooded and gridlocked.
Took me all day to cross town to Gary IN and they charged me a buck and a half every couple of miles I crawled GRRRR!:mad:

[Harrie]

Jaytee, I'll keep AnnMarie's secret map and keys for you until you pass through Louisiana and see me, how's that!? Don't worry about that chicken being so stingy, we'll all sit on him and take care of that! Hey, this thread is awfully fun to read, more please!

[Jaytee]

Hi Harrie
Many thx for that.
I need to have a talk with Anne Marie though, I thought she gave me Daves address but this must be ANOTHER secret stash. (I wondered why so many keys)
Didnt get down to Louisianna last time, Heard you can get shot dead for touching someones auomobile. Something to do with car jacking laws, is this true???????
*hears rumour that Dave is practicing tiddly wink skills*:D :D

[Harrie]

It ain't legal here to get shot for just touching someone's automobile, but yeah it can happen!! In fact, you can get shot dead here for no reason at all, if you wanna know the truth!

Consult AnnMarie by all means, but check on that Zip dude also......he's got lots of things up his slippery sleeves, you know! And he only pretends to be Dave's friend! :D

[Jaytee]

OMG!
I thought Texas was bad, at least they give you a reason for getting shot........
Californians dont need guns they drive cars..

Yes I think I need to do quite a bit of checking before I leave here. Dont want to be telling the wrong guy it is his turn to buy.
*takes Louisiana pages out of Rand McNally atlas*:-S

[AnnMarie]

Hey Jaytee - I had to employ fowl tactics hehehe but here is Daves address

"Was Loughborough UK, Now MA, USA" :D :D :D

[lufbra]

*looks up from Dummies Book On Tiddleywinks*

*see's Harries posts here*

*looks for biggest heaviest feather available*

*plucks biggest heaviest feather available*

*gives out biggest screech ever*

*whacks Harrie on head with with biggest heaviest feather available*

*hears hollow sound after whacking Harrie on head with biggest heaviest feather available*

*looks at biggest heaviest feather available*

*looks at Harrie*

*scratches head*

*wonders who won*

*biggest heaviest feather*

*Harrie*

:)

Ummmmmm John, ya kinda got yerself hook lined and sinkered here, didn't ya eh!!

That old AnnMarie bloke had ya fooled somat rotten, she sent you the keys, told ya to head for MI, and ya fell for it, didn't ya eh!! :)

All the time she knew I live here in MA, and yet she fooled you into thinking I live in MI!!!

I tell ya John, that blimmin' AnnMarie is a right meanie, she don't care who she's mean to!!!

Just a warning John......Be very careful in the future, and just ignore whatever AnnMarie say's, I'd also keep an eye on that Harrie bloke....she's just after yer food!! ;)

Dave.

*unplugging compooter fast*

[Jaytee]

WHOO! Dave,
You sure are heading for trouble picking on those blokes, I think they could get to be a bit of a problem for you my laddy. I am totally raoflmao with you hitting Harrie like that. I am certain that you will get some back.
Anne Marie lives too close to me for me to be cheeky to her. She might sneak around with a whole bag of feathers. I think I will wait to see if my visa is approved before saying tooooooo much. *cant see keys for laughing* When you plug the puter back in it will fair smoke for a while I guess.
Harrie never said anything about being hungry to me. Guess she just ate.
Anne Marie was only trying to put me on a side trail so one of us could get to the ale first then split it nice and even 60/40 (both even numbers see!)
Any how now that she found the right state for me (Cackle) I can just check the registered kazoo users list so it has made real easy for me Many thanks Anne Marie.....

OH Dave Is your OE and mouse OK or not?? (sound file remember)

See Y'all later :D :D

[AnnMarie]

You are very welcome Jaytee. Ummmm...... 60/40 in my favour right :D

[Jaytee]

Anne Marie.
Hrrm umm ah Duh!
*thinks ok there is a 100 in100% so 40/60/ is*
Hmmnn quick thinking is hurting my head I will have to get back to you on this one:confused: :confused: :confused: :no: :no:

DAVE, Dave, dave, da.......:uhoh:

[AnnMarie]

Jeepers, dont ask Dave, Jaytee. He'd never shout ya a beer (they dont call him "whisper" for nothing).

60/40 sounds good to me :D http://www.boomspeed.com/anniefriday/beerchug.gif

[Harrie]

60/40 might sound good, AnnMarie, but you keep a close eye out now! Especially if Jaytee gets to the keg before you! (See how I can play both people so well? Hehehe).

*hears hollow sound after whacking Harrie on head with biggest heaviest feather available*

Dave, I will never, ever, EVER forget that remark my whole life, not never!! You brazen thing you! I shall plot my revenge slowly and carefully.

But let me discard you for now......I still say it's the silent observers of this thread who need to be watched!

[Jaytee]

Ok Anne Marie,
You win. 60/40 it is you smooth talker you.
Unfortunatately there is GST (12.5%) Freight (11%) and, of course, a small admin fee (9.5%) to subtract off your total but you still get a beer or two. Cool yes??. ;)

[lufbra]

Ummmmmm, what sound file? :O

You guy's, you'll never learn will ya, as far as me beer fridge and stash is concerned, so I'll repeat meself for the umpteenth blimmin' time here....YOU DON'T GET ANY OF ME BEER, NONE OF YA'S!!!! ;)

Errrr, Harrie, however long it takes for you to plot somat, I have a simple way of stopping ya, I just give ya AnnMaries cookies!!!! :)

Dave.

[Jaytee]

Dave the one that locked up your OE (embedded .wav)

Hope you are not going to send Harrie them cookies with the spyware. That would not be friendly, Tee Hee...
They dont REALLY call you whispers hey Dave???:evilwink:

[lufbra]

Oh that file, well ya see it's like this, I had to create a new user, and that kinda sorta fixed it for me, thanks for asking!! :)

Me send Harrie spyware, like she'd need any of that, she manages quite on her own!!! ;)

I've been called quite a few things in my time John!!! :)

Dave.

[Harrie]

Dang it Jaytee, do I have to knock you on the head??!! Why ya wanna go reminding Dave about that embedded file I sent him, that messed him all up! (Even if he's pretending to be all sweetness and honey over it at the moment). And AnnMarie helped him out of it....that all adds up to definitely receiving cookies with spyware! But I'm onto it, so no worries......

I think you're in fine fettle, though Jaytee - and please think of some more things to call Dave! :D

[Jaytee]

I had to know so as if I get some kinda problem I can think to myself I am sure I knew the answer to that. (OUCH Harrie, I just said the wave file first, then Dave went and prompted me for more info) Any how all well that ends well, he is up and running again, you were not to know he got a poor OE version (LOL)
I think the next time I call Dave it will be something like "Hey it is your shout" Anne Marie and I are getting kind of thirsty.......:)

[AnnMarie]

Harrie, if Dave tries to sabotage your PC with spyware, you just let me know and I'll sic my girl dog Jess onto him.

http://www.boomspeed.com/anniefriday/jess2.gif

Dont be fooled by her looks, she's a lean, mean, man eating machine :D

Jaytee, while we are waiting for Dave to arrive, I poured us a couple of his best brew and one for you too Harrie :D

http://www.boomspeed.com/anniefriday/beerfoam1.gif http://www.boomspeed.com/anniefriday/beerfoam1.gifhttp://www.boomspeed.com/anniefriday/beerfoam1.gif

[tweakthis]

Ooohhh, I knew I smelled a beer somewhere! Got a spare glass, Annie? ;) :)

Umm, you are all nuts! Some are feather-encrusted nuts, but still nuts. Good on 'ya. :D :D :D

And I await with bated breath Harrie's revenge. This should be good. *lol* :cheesy: :-S

[Jaytee]

Cheers Anne Marie:glug:

Dave the dog is not too bad. if she was going to send that darned cat "horse" (sorry no pic, it ate the photographer!) then you have be afraid very afraid.:eek:

[lufbra]

Tweakthis, don't be fooled, they ain't my beers, I never waste a drop, just look at 'em they are overspilling, in my book that's scrilage, even if I canna spell it!!! ;)

Must be AnnMarie's own brews mine look much better!! :)

As for the dog, she's just a big softie, not very well trained either, piddles everywhere!!! ;)

Dave.

[Jaytee]

Well Folks,
My visa just got approved. I'm a coming Mr Dillon!!

Red. Is there a Dennys In Hays KS????

Harrie keep those guns tucked away..
Hope to catch up with at least some of you characters on my travels..:) ;) :)

[Red Satin]

Hi Jaytee...congrats on your visa being approved. :) There is no Denny's here in Hays that I am aware of, but there are other restaurants we can meet at and have breakfast, lunch, or dinner as the case may be. :)