Hot-air balloon

[Harrie]

A man piloting a hot-air balloon discovers he has wandered far off course and is hopelessly lost. He descends to a lower
altitude and locates a man down on the ground. He lowers the balloon to within hearing distance and shouts, "Excuse me,
can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, about thirty feet above this field."

"You must work in information technology," says the balloonist.

"Yes, I do," replies the man. "And how did you know that?"

"Well," says the balloonist, "what you told me is technically correct, but of no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must work in management."

"I do," replies the balloonist, "how did you know?"

"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect my immediate help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault!" http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/wink.gif


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Harrie

[Bill]

Another Keeper...Harrie.... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Bill]

*TIT-FOR-TAT*

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar.

After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I
chatted with you for a while?".

To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"

Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks
back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes.

She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm an FSU graduate student in psychology and I'm
studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.

To which he responds, at the top of *his* lungs, "What do you mean $200?"


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[smurfy]

Bill, as kimmy would say, ROFLMAOPMP!!!

[Kimmygem]

I've never said such a thing! :O)

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[lafave]

those are both very funny......... http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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