One more!

[Harrie]

A nice young worker from the post office was sorting through her regular envelopes when she discovered a letter addressed as follows:
GOD
c/o Heaven

Upon opening the envelope, the letter enclosed told about a little old lady who had never asked for anything in her life.
She was desperately in need of $100 and was wondering if God could send her the money.
The young lady was deeply touched, and she passed the hat among her workmates. She managed to collect $90, and she sent it off to the old lady.

A few weeks later another letter arrived addressed in the same way to God, so the young lady opened it. The letter read, "Thank you for the money, God, I deeply appreciate it. However, I received only $90. It must have been those *******s at the post office."

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[Bill]

A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by.

One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road.

Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field.

He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer!"

And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."

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[Harrie]

Haha! I busted my gut on that one........I'm taking from you this time for sure. Oh those poor lawyers, the "butts" of so many jokes!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[Bill]

Three friends die in a car crash, and they find themselves at the Gates of Heaven. Before entering, they are each asked a question by St. Peter himself. "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you?" asks St. Peter. The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor and a great family man." The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher who made a huge difference in our children." The last guy replies. "I would like to hear them say.... LOOK!!! HE'S MOVING!!!!!"


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[Harrie]

Haha, that's a riot! And hey, that's what I want people to say too - this'll be me, folks!

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[Kimmygem]

Roflmaopmp!

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[Jolly Roger]

hehe

Kimmy: I know what the "ROFLMAO" means, but what the heck is the "PMP"!?!?!?!

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[Harrie]

I've been wondering that all morning, too. Do tell, Kimmy!

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There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. -- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

[lufbra]

Something about peeing one's pants!!!!
Dave.

[Harrie]

Oh!! Hahaha........that's funny! Thanks, Dave!

[Kimmygem]

yeah, listen to lufbra .....he's got it. peed my pants!

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[lufbra]

Sorry Kimmygem, had to jump in there!!
But do you mean trousers, undies, knickers, panties, shreddies, or maybe even bloomers!!! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif
Dave.

[Kimmygem]

Um.....I guess it would pertain to all of the above! lol

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[lafave]

harrie..that gif....very clever..i like it.. http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/smile.gif

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[Harrie]

Thanks fave, well you know how I love Halloween, eh? Yep, I found it on one of those nutty sites! http://www.cybertechhelp.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[lafave]

that would be a great party gimmick....hahahaha

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