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Forum: Jokes Forum October 10th, 2018, 01:12 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 605
Posted By Ned Seagoon
An Englishman's View of Australia! The...

An Englishman's View of Australia!
The following has been written by the late Douglas Adams of "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" fame.

"Australia is a very confusing place, taking up a large...
Forum: Open Discussion October 4th, 2018, 06:29 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 202
Posted By Ned Seagoon
Jake, not sure about your brother, but I think...

Jake, not sure about your brother, but I think you are a master spammer who has come up with a way to avoid detection for a little while. I'll say good bye now because you'll soon be gone.
Forum: Jokes Forum September 26th, 2018, 10:57 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 605
Posted By Ned Seagoon
On the first day after his divorce, he sadly...

On the first day after his divorce, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.

On the third day, he...
Forum: The Anything Else Board September 21st, 2018, 11:04 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 181
Posted By Ned Seagoon
I also asked this question on another forum I...

I also asked this question on another forum I visit.


Following are the replies:-


Answer 1

are they spying on my TV viewing habits?
Forum: The Anything Else Board September 20th, 2018, 04:36 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 181
Posted By Ned Seagoon
Android TV

I recently bought a new smart TV, it has an android operating system.


When I first turned it on various configuration screens appeared into which I had to enter details.


There was the TV...
Forum: Jokes Forum September 18th, 2018, 02:24 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 605
Posted By Ned Seagoon
A few one liners. 1. I never knew what...

A few one liners.


1. I never knew what true happiness was until I married and by then it was too late

2. Adam & Eve were the first people not to read the Apple terms and conditions
...
Forum: Jokes Forum September 16th, 2018, 10:40 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 605
Posted By Ned Seagoon
An Australian Poem (warning contains some...

An Australian Poem (warning contains some Australian slang)


The sun was hot already - it was only 8 o'clock
The cocky took off in his Ute, to go and check his stock.
He drove around the...
Forum: Internet / Browsers September 15th, 2018, 04:10 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 185
Posted By Ned Seagoon
Popup in Firefox

A couple of times recently I have had the following popup appear when searching using Google on Firefox Quantum 62.0 (64 bit)


I have the popup stopper enabled.


...
Forum: Networking September 9th, 2018, 07:08 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 420
Posted By Ned Seagoon
For what it's worth, rotating my broadband router...

For what it's worth, rotating my broadband router which includes an internal aerial, through 90 degrees, fixed the WiFi problem I was having connecting to my smart TV.
Forum: Networking September 3rd, 2018, 03:00 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 420
Posted By Ned Seagoon
I am having the same problem with my TV WiFi...

I am having the same problem with my TV WiFi connection.


The next logical step is to move the router to try and get a better signal to the TV, this move may only involve turning the position of...
Forum: Jokes Forum August 28th, 2018, 10:58 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 605
Posted By Ned Seagoon
Wife Missing? The first thing a husband...

Wife Missing?

The first thing a husband should do.......CALL THE SHERIFF!!!



Husband: My wife of 15 years is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!

Sheriff: Height...
Forum: Jokes Forum August 25th, 2018, 09:43 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 605
Posted By Ned Seagoon
If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft,...

If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

1...For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash.........twice a day.

2......
Forum: The Anything Else Board August 24th, 2018, 01:42 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 893
Posted By Ned Seagoon
Have not yet been able to repair the revolving...

Have not yet been able to repair the revolving door to the Prime Ministers office. Here in Australia it seems to be stuck in permanent spin cycle, spitting out short term holders of the office before...
Forum: Jokes Forum August 23rd, 2018, 02:51 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 605
Posted By Ned Seagoon
A man from Texas , driving a Volkswagen Beetle,...

A man from Texas , driving a Volkswagen Beetle, pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls Royce at a stop sign. Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls, "Hey, you got a telephone in that...
Forum: Jokes Forum August 17th, 2018, 04:20 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 605
Posted By Ned Seagoon
A cab driver picks up a beautiful nun. He won't...

A cab driver picks up a beautiful nun. He won't stop staring at her. She asks what's wrong. She says he can tell her anything.

He says he's sorry, but he's always had fantasies about nuns - wanted...
Forum: Jokes Forum August 8th, 2018, 04:18 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 605
Posted By Ned Seagoon
His request approved, the CNN News photographer...

His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight.

He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport....
Forum: Jokes Forum August 4th, 2018, 06:35 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 605
Posted By Ned Seagoon
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference...

A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organisation.

Last week, we took some friends to a new restaurant. After being seated the first thing we noticed was that the waiter who...
Forum: The Anything Else Board July 30th, 2018, 04:35 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 513
Posted By Ned Seagoon
I must disagree, as the quantising rate in a...

I must disagree, as the quantising rate in a digital recording is much higher than the human ear can interpret, no super-audio components can be heard in the digitally recording. The only difference...
Forum: Open Discussion July 25th, 2018, 03:48 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 441
Posted By Ned Seagoon
Ah, delicious especially when served rhubarb and...

Ah, delicious especially when served rhubarb and HP sauce.
Forum: The Anything Else Board July 17th, 2018, 01:56 PM
Replies: 1
Views: 271
Posted By Ned Seagoon
TV signal fails

I live in a residential village. The TV reception is via a community aerial and amplified distribution system.

Recently the digital picture has been breaking up intermittently on all channels, the...
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