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Old June 29th, 2018, 06:35 PM
Ned Seagoon Ned Seagoon is offline
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Age: 76
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Ever since I was a child, I’ve always
had a fear of someone under my bed at night.
So I went to a shrink and told him: " I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think
there's somebody under It. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy".

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year", said the shrink. "Come
talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of
those fears". "How much do you charge"? "Eighty dollars per visit",
replied the doctor. "I'll sleep on it", I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. "Why didn't you come to see me about
those fears you were having"? he asked.

"Well, eighty bucks a visit,three times a week for a year, is $12,480.00. A barman cured mefor $10.00.

I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought a new car".

"Oh, Is that so"? he said with a bit of an attitude. "And how, may I ask, did a barman cure you"?

"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now"!
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