Go Back   Cyber Tech Help Support Forums > General > Open Discussion > Jokes Forum

Notices

Reply
 
Topic Tools
  #1  
Old September 14th, 2014, 01:13 AM
Ned Seagoon Ned Seagoon is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
O/S: Windows 10 Home
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia
Age: 75
Posts: 2,926
Aboriginal Tracker

Disclaimer

1) The following joke may offend those of a more sensitive nature, if you are such a person stop reading now.

2) Australian Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders are warned that the following may make mention of deceased persons.

3) Children are advised that they should have their parents approval to read this joke. Homework comes before jokes


An Australian tour guide was showing a group of American tourists the Top End. On their way to Kakadu he was describing the abilities of the Australian Aborigine to track man or beast over land, through the air, under the sea. The Americans were incredulous.

Then later in the day, the tour rounded a bend on the highway and discovered, lying in the middle of the road, an Aborigine. He had one ear pressed to the white line whilst his left leg was held high in the air. The tour stopped and the guide and the tourists gathered around the prostrate Aborigine.

“Jacky,” said the tour guide, “what are you tracking and what are you listening for?”

The aborigine replied, “Down the road about 30km is a 1971 Valiant ute. It’s red. The left front tyre is bald. The front end is out of whack and it has dents in every panel. There are 9 fellows in the back, all drinking warm sherry. There are 3 kangaroos on the roof rack and 6 dogs on the front seat.”

The American tourists moved forward, astounded by this precise and detailed knowledge.

“Goddammit man, how do you know all that?” asked one.

The Aborigine replied,” I fell out of the bloody thing about half an hour ago.”
Reply With Quote


  #2  
Old September 14th, 2014, 05:59 AM
Jaytee's Avatar
Jaytee Jaytee is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: May 2002
O/S: Linux
Location: Hamilton New Zealand
Posts: 3,154
I remember that bloody trip....
Reply With Quote
  #3  
Old September 19th, 2014, 11:47 PM
Jintan's Avatar
Jintan Jintan is offline
Malware Removal Team Advisor
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 51,635
[QUOTE=Ned Seagoon;1274888]Disclaimer

1) The following joke may offend those of a more sensitive nature, if you are such a person stop reading now.

2) Australian Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islanders are warned that the following may make mention of deceased persons.

3) Children are advised that they should have their parents approval to read this joke. Homework comes before jokes


Walking on egg shells, are we?
Reply With Quote
  #4  
Old November 19th, 2018, 08:36 AM
Mangoos Mangoos is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Nov 2018
Posts: 6
Yeah it's gorgeous
Reply With Quote
  #5  
Old November 19th, 2018, 02:21 PM
Ned Seagoon Ned Seagoon is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Jun 2004
O/S: Windows 10 Home
Location: Sunshine Coast, Australia
Age: 75
Posts: 2,926
I don't know about this Raking up old threads, it's a bit like Raking up leaves from the forest floor - a bit of a waste of time. No one with any brains would ever suggest doing that.
Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Topic Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump




All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:23 AM.