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alandmo March 30th, 2004 10:10 AM

Story with a moral
 
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Kathy said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to
market in a basket on the front seat of the pickup when
we hit a bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

"And what's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher. "Now, Lucy?"

"Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for
the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time, but when
they hatched we only got ten live chicks. And the moral to this story is, don't count your chickens until they hatch."

"That was a fine story Lucy."
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt
Karen. Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in Desert
Storm; her plane got hit. She had to bail out over
enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun; a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break; then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets, then she killed twenty more with
the machete till the blade broke; then she killed the
last ten with her bare hands.

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind
of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible
story?"

"Don't screw with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!"

dammit March 30th, 2004 01:14 PM

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renegade600 March 30th, 2004 06:58 PM

:evillaugh

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The Dude April 6th, 2022 04:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alandmo
"Don't screw with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!"

Ah man!!

Ned Seagoon April 6th, 2022 12:18 PM

I remember this one, but unfortunately I don't remember the late Dammit's or renegade's replies, bet they were good.


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