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The Dude February 3rd, 2007 08:40 AM

Lost In The Forest...........
 
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples." :D

ggross February 6th, 2007 02:38 PM

rotflmao

The Dude February 14th, 2021 12:37 AM

I was wondering why they didnt just take off when they went into the forest?? (Im sure the cannibals didnt watch thier every step while they collected stuff)

Ned Seagoon February 14th, 2021 10:06 AM

I'm wondering why, after posting a very funny joke you didn't just leave it at that and stop the analysis, which always ruins any joke?

The Dude February 15th, 2021 02:11 AM

Ah man!!

zipulrich February 15th, 2021 04:02 AM

To be fair, he's only had 14 years to think about it.

Ned Seagoon February 16th, 2021 05:59 AM

But to be fair, it was funny.

I copied it and posted on another forum to the great mirth of many members.

The Dude February 16th, 2021 11:01 PM

I hope they like it to,I also placed it on a couple other sites Im on :)


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