Parachute Club
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.
"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas. So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You're nearly 80-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." “Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week! The line went dead. Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier; but it can be fun. |
That's a good one! Thanks man. <thumbsup>
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I love it. Sign me up for two jumps.:rotflmao:
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I'm afraid of heights.
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That's a bummer. You don't know what you're missing. "How sweet it is!" - Jackie Gleason ;)
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