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Ned Seagoon January 26th, 2022 08:21 AM

Parachute Club
 
Yesterday, my daughter emailed me, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.

"Like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn't a good thing?" I asked

Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She is "only thinking of me," she said, and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and hang out with the fellas.

So, I did and when I got home, I decided to play a prank on her. I sent her an email saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.

She replied, "Are you nuts? You're nearly 80-years-old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?"

I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.

Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled; "Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses?! This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club."

“Oh man, am I in trouble?" I said; "I signed up and prepaid for five jumps a week!

The line went dead.


Life as a Senior Citizen may not be getting any easier; but it can be fun.

SpywareDr February 21st, 2022 09:27 PM

That's a good one! Thanks man. <thumbsup>

Jaytee February 22nd, 2022 10:04 AM

I love it. Sign me up for two jumps.:rotflmao:

Jintan February 22nd, 2022 05:15 PM

I'm afraid of heights.

SpywareDr February 22nd, 2022 11:02 PM

That's a bummer. You don't know what you're missing. "How sweet it is!" - Jackie Gleason ;)


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