Joke of the Day
 

The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest,
said, "It was a good idea to replace the first four
pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked.
The front of the church fills first." The young
priest nodded and the old one continued, "And you
told me a little more beat to the music would bring
young people back to church, so I supported you
when you brought in that rock 'n roll gospel choir.
We are packed to the balcony." "Thank you, Father,"
answered the young priest. "I am pleased you are
open to the new ideas of youth." "Well", said the
elderly priest, "I'm afraid you've gone too far with
the drive-thru Confessional." "But Father,"
protested the young priest. "My confessions have
nearly doubled since I began that!" "I know, my
son," replied the old man. "But that flashing neon
sign, 'Toot 'n Tell or Go to Hell', can't stay on
the church roof!"

lol that is a good one, I've never heard it before