Forum: Jokes Forum
June 15th, 2008, 12:58 PM
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Replies: 1
Views: 659
What came out was....
A man is sitting on his front stoop staring at the ground when his neighbor strolls over. The neighbor tries to start a conversation several times, but the older man barely responds. Finally, the...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 13th, 2008, 04:48 AM
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Replies: 2
Views: 866
Toy And Kids ~~ADULT~~
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous....
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 13th, 2008, 03:58 AM
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Replies: 3
Views: 1,042
Great Writer!
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 13th, 2008, 03:56 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 515
World Peace!
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she was going to receive the...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 13th, 2008, 03:50 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 600
Jesus Is Watching
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again the voice said "Jesus is...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 13th, 2008, 03:48 AM
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Replies: 0
Views: 553
Businessman!
A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 12th, 2008, 03:19 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 589
You're Next!!
When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'
They...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 12th, 2008, 03:18 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 557
Two Dumb Guys
Two guys were in a bar watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge that was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the Jim.
"Bet you...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 12th, 2008, 03:13 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 484
Karate Dog!
There once was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors' houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
So one day the wife went to the pet store...
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 12th, 2008, 02:56 PM
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Replies: 5
Views: 1,356
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Forum: Jokes Forum
June 12th, 2008, 02:53 PM
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Replies: 0
Views: 549
The Man And His Penguins
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."...
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