Women's Golf
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The
first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as the ball headed
directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the
ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together
at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in
agony. The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to
apologise.
She then explained that she was a physical therapist and offered to
help ease his pain. "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist
and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd just allow me," she told
him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nooo, I'll be alright... I'll be fine in a few minutes,"
he replied as he remained in the foetal position still clasping his
hands together at his crotch. But she persisted and he finally allowed
her to help him. She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside, beginning to
massage him.
"Does that feel better?" she asked.
"It feels great," he replied, "but my thumb still hurts like hell!"
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