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Old March 27th, 2022, 05:08 PM
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Karen is feeling sick

Karen goes to the doctor again, still not feeling well.

Karen: "Doctor, I’ve not been feeling well lately.".

Doctor: "Well, I've had a look at your lab reports and I have a prognosis."

Karen: "Don’t give me this lab report nonsense. I believe in homeopathic medicine, faith-based approaches and healing crystals. All my life, they have never failed me. Now will you do things my way or do I need to see another doctor?!?

Doctor: "Sure, we’ll do things your way. No need to raise your voice. Why don’t we try an astrology based approach?"

Karen: "Yes. It would be good if people such as yourself listened to your patients more often."

Doctor: "So then, what’s your star sign?"

Karen: "Cancer."

Doctor: "Well what a coincidences,..... coincidences!"
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