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Old August 8th, 2004, 08:47 PM
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Custers last stand *adultish*

To remember the last stand of General Custer, the U.S governments
decide to enlist the talents of a local artist to help capture the
famous battle. So the artist goes to work, and spends days painting
the massive mural. The big day comes and all the generals are there,
waiting to see the unveiling.

The artist gives his speech and unveils the masterpiece, to show Jesus
on the cross and hundreds of Indians all having sex around him.

The crowd is gob-smacked by the painting and demand the artist tell
them why he has painted such an atrocity.

Calmly, the artist takes the stand and explains that the painting
represents Custer's last words, "Jesus Christ, look at all the ****ing
Indians!"
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