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Old February 3rd, 2007, 08:40 AM
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Lost In The Forest...........

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the
king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this
should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the
ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one
asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The
second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy
coming with pineapples."
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Old February 6th, 2007, 02:38 PM
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Old February 14th, 2021, 12:37 AM
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I was wondering why they didnt just take off when they went into the forest?? (Im sure the cannibals didnt watch thier every step while they collected stuff)

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Old February 14th, 2021, 10:06 AM
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I'm wondering why, after posting a very funny joke you didn't just leave it at that and stop the analysis, which always ruins any joke?
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Old February 15th, 2021, 02:11 AM
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Ah man!!
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Old February 15th, 2021, 04:02 AM
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To be fair, he's only had 14 years to think about it.
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Old February 16th, 2021, 05:59 AM
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But to be fair, it was funny.

I copied it and posted on another forum to the great mirth of many members.
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Old February 16th, 2021, 11:01 PM
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I hope they like it to,I also placed it on a couple other sites Im on
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