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Hehehehe, stole this one!
SIGNS YOU'VE GROWN UP .... (Thanks, W4)!
A. Your potted plants stay alive. B. Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd. C. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. D. 6:00AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. E. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. F. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. G. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. H. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. I. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up' J. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. K. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. L. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. M. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. N. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. O. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. P. You no longer take naps from noon to 6PM. Q. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. R. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information. S. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. T. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'. U. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. V. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi, and Ding-Dongs. W. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." X. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work. Y. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Z. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you. [ 30 March 2001: Message edited by: Harrie ] |
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I think you left the heading off there Harrie... Now what's wrong with making love in any kind of bed???? I've done it in the back of a 56 Ford... OH YES... Those were the days...
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That must been fun!!
Heres my response to each: A. Your potted plants stay alive. - I dont have any plants B. Having sex in a twin sized bed is absurd. - I havent ever had it C. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. - I dont like beer so this is right D. 6:00AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep. - I went to bed arond 6am today! E. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. - I done often go in elevators F. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel. - No no both G. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup. - Dont really have any friends H. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7. --- I dont goto work I. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up' - I dont like those anyway J. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't know how to turn down the stereo. - I wouldnt so that I dont think K. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. - No we dont usaully talk like that.. L. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. - I think they close, at 10 but I havent eaten there in along time... M. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. - I dont have a car.. N. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's. - I dont have a dog anymore O. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. - It depends on if its soft or not..... P. You no longer take naps from noon to 6PM. - Today I woke up around 15:00 Q. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. - Not for me R. MTV News is no longer your primary source for information. - I havent ever watched MTV - Its complete crap!! S. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits. - I dont usually go.... T. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'. - I do not like Wine.. U. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time. - No I dont usually eat breakfast.... V. Grocery lists are longer than macaroni & cheese, diet Pepsi, and Ding-Dongs. - Yea sometimes but not much,I havent eatan hardily anything for along time now.... W. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." - I dont drink X. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of the computer is for real work. - Nope Y. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar. - I dont goto Bars Z. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to you. - Most do not |
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