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Old May 14th, 2022, 04:54 AM
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Couldn't remember his name.

An old gentleman is standing at the gates of Heaven trying to remember his name so St Peter can look it up in the Big Book.

Peter isn’t sure what to do, so he asks Jesus for help.

Jesus says to the man, “Tell us about your life, maybe that will jog your memory.”

The old man says, “Well, I had one child, a son.”

Jesus smiles, “Oh, I was an only child. Go on.”

“I was … some kind of woodworker – a carpenter, perhaps,” says the man.

Jesus says, “Huh, another coincidence. Can you remember anything else?”

The old man shakes his head and says, “You might not believe it but my son came to life by a miracle!”

Jesus’ jaw drops, he smiles and tears come to his eyes. “Father?” he asks.

The old man’s eyes open wide, “Pinocchio?”
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Old May 14th, 2022, 08:55 PM
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Old May 15th, 2022, 03:24 AM
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